Bufgoo's Wisdom
Little nuggets of thought producing wisdom by Bufgoo himself

You're never too old to die young when you be all you can be.

Step on a crack baby, break her mother's back.

A stitch in time saves nine birds with one stone.

Walk tall and carry a big stick because anywhere is within walking distance if you have the time to hear what only time will tell a man with two watches.

Children should be seen in a herd where they spare the rod and spoil the milk that you can't make 'em drink.

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth; he might bite the hand that leads him to water.

Early to bed, early to rise is worth a worm in the bush.

A penny saved is a penny earned to a whore who makes love and not war.

He who laughs last didn't get the joke the first time.

When King Creon's away the son also rises.

Revenge is such sweet sarrow.